OHh I loved that post, especially you talkinga bout Haiti and Megan crying and looking like a crack ho. It all makes me weep that I am not there with you all.
Now, here is a weird thing, when I first saw that pic . . . and even as I began reading your post, I honestly thought that was a picture of you and I thought, "wow, who knew Shan would like Meg's lips so much that she would run get hers done the very next day!" Weird, cause I never thougth you two looked alike. Plus, I have a picture of Penny that totally reminds me of you when you were a baby. I will maybe post it tomorrow, but mostly I have to avoid my computer because it is upstairs, we have no AC and the temps have been like 95 lately (making it roughly 200 degrees upstairs by the computer).
that is interesting that you think i look just like a crack ho. oh wait, i read that again. you said i looked like meg. it is funny. in her wedding photos that amy took, i think we look a lot alike.
sorry to hear about the heat. why don't you have ac? just because you usually don't need it up in that secret place where you live? and does this mean that you won't be posting much (nor answering my calls) because you feel too angry because you are hot?
I should get to know this crack ho Meg now that I've taken over the lives of 2 sistahs. You know, I could have been a sistah - in -law had teenage dreams come true! Crap! Did I just admit that AGAIN!!!!
yes, jana, you ought to get to know megan. we adopt new sisters all the time, so don't worry about the fact that you married the right guy and didn't end up a sister-in-law. :) the fates have not abandoned us. we can still be the 3 sisters that you never had (or in addition to any sisters you have).
what needs to happen to hear these stories? tell me what they are like and i will be sure to share something embarrassing or scandalous about myself so you will feel more comfortable.
Whatever, she will share something scandalous about one of us -- her sisters, and yes Shan, you know me so so well. I am very angry in this heat. I am almost posted about how heat makes me a bad bad person, but I was too hot, and angry.
P.S. You only call my cell phone since it's a fabulous 5 or whatever, but sometimes I forget to have it on or nearby, so . . .
Only a favorite sister can call the other one a Crack Ho. I love it! I think I could only get away with that with 3 out of 5 sisters! (Partly because the other 2 were actual Meth Hoes). Poor,poor Nancy in the heat. If she had any sense at all they would move to where people are meant to live. We finally got some sense and left Tucson for the high Utah desert that NEVER gets above 85. Heat like that is from the devil and it makes me horrible to be around as well!
fantastic and also hilarious comment, in a sad way, juli. i'm sorry to hear about your sisters but am glad that you used the word "were". but it still made me laugh.
You two are soooo brave! Looks painful! I had to laugh at your Hait blah blah.. That is neat about your friend now adopting through Haiti. Thank-you for the Yipee's on my blog, I am sure you know how it feels to get such great news, I feel such a huge wieght has been lifted. Oh and at least now I know what a crack ho looks like, 'don't think I've ever seen one.
Oh my goodness! I had no idea this was happening! Well, how did it all turn out? I truly hope that she looks better than a crack ho. I can't wait to see old luscious lips!
What do you mean, Tash? What is happening with all of the madness or what is happening in the photo? In the photo, Meg is waiting for some more numbing cream to seep into her recently tattooed lips while the artist gets ready to take another go on her eyeliner.
This is not a beauty parlor or a tattoo parlor. It is Perla's parlor. Why a parlor? I have always wanted to have a parlor. Webster's says a parlor is, "a room set aside for entertaining, a small semi-private sitting room. I heard that the word "parlor" comes from the French word, "parler" or "to speak". One website said that, "The parlor was always the best room." I don't really know what that means specifically but if it was written it must be true. So, this will be my best room for chatting or reading and entertaining guests. In the evenings, after the kids are down I can finally do as so many of my most beloved fictional (and non-) characters have done in the past...I shall retire to the parlor. And you can trust that unlike most parlors that are still in existence today, this parlor is not haunted.
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OHh I loved that post, especially you talkinga bout Haiti and Megan crying and looking like a crack ho. It all makes me weep that I am not there with you all.
Now, here is a weird thing, when I first saw that pic . . . and even as I began reading your post, I honestly thought that was a picture of you and I thought, "wow, who knew Shan would like Meg's lips so much that she would run get hers done the very next day!" Weird, cause I never thougth you two looked alike. Plus, I have a picture of Penny that totally reminds me of you when you were a baby. I will maybe post it tomorrow, but mostly I have to avoid my computer because it is upstairs, we have no AC and the temps have been like 95 lately (making it roughly 200 degrees upstairs by the computer).
that is interesting that you think i look just like a crack ho.
oh wait, i read that again. you said i looked like meg. it is funny. in her wedding photos that amy took, i think we look a lot alike.
sorry to hear about the heat. why don't you have ac? just because you usually don't need it up in that secret place where you live? and does this mean that you won't be posting much (nor answering my calls) because you feel too angry because you are hot?
oh yeah, and i want to see a pic of pen that looks like me! i will SO be her favorite when you guys move back closer to home
I should get to know this crack ho Meg now that I've taken over the lives of 2 sistahs. You know, I could have been a sistah - in -law had teenage dreams come true! Crap! Did I just admit that AGAIN!!!!
Funy, I'll admit that and not tell the FBI story.
Nor have I come to terms with talking about Sunday in RS....someday.... it might be TMI for our new friendship.
yes, jana, you ought to get to know megan. we adopt new sisters all the time, so don't worry about the fact that you married the right guy and didn't end up a sister-in-law. :) the fates have not abandoned us. we can still be the 3 sisters that you never had (or in addition to any sisters you have).
what needs to happen to hear these stories? tell me what they are like and i will be sure to share something embarrassing or scandalous about myself so you will feel more comfortable.
Whatever, she will share something scandalous about one of us -- her sisters, and yes Shan, you know me so so well. I am very angry in this heat. I am almost posted about how heat makes me a bad bad person, but I was too hot, and angry.
P.S. You only call my cell phone since it's a fabulous 5 or whatever, but sometimes I forget to have it on or nearby, so . . .
Only a favorite sister can call the other one a Crack Ho. I love it! I think I could only get away with that with 3 out of 5 sisters! (Partly because the other 2 were actual Meth Hoes).
Poor,poor Nancy in the heat. If she had any sense at all they would move to where people are meant to live. We finally got some sense and left Tucson for the high Utah desert that NEVER gets above 85.
Heat like that is from the devil and it makes me horrible to be around as well!
fantastic and also hilarious comment, in a sad way, juli. i'm sorry to hear about your sisters but am glad that you used the word "were". but it still made me laugh.
You two are soooo brave! Looks painful! I had to laugh at your Hait blah blah.. That is neat about your friend now adopting through Haiti. Thank-you for the Yipee's on my blog, I am sure you know how it feels to get such great news, I feel such a huge wieght has been lifted. Oh and at least now I know what a crack ho looks like, 'don't think I've ever seen one.
Oh my goodness! I had no idea this was happening! Well, how did it all turn out? I truly hope that she looks better than a crack ho. I can't wait to see old luscious lips!
O Shanny...you know what they say, pay back's a ......well lets just say..no fun.
PULEASE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!!!!
What do you mean, Tash? What is happening with all of the madness or what is happening in the photo? In the photo, Meg is waiting for some more numbing cream to seep into her recently tattooed lips while the artist gets ready to take another go on her eyeliner.
O ya I really like how you pointed out that I tramped through her flower beds! How sad i swear she cringed. Hee hee
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